So, who needs music that sounds like people would actually enjoy it out of their free will? Music you can imagine people listening to in the car, on the bus or in the supermarket while looking for the prettiest broccoli?

I sure don't. And it so happens that the Swedish comedian Loffe has made a song, years ago (in 1975, in fact), which I can't imagine anyone listening to. Ever. That's the beauty of it. 'Mdssan' has got everything I need in a song: A crazyperson singing high, singing low, playing the piano like a crazyperson does and laughing maniacally during the finale. Oh, and there's a choir. You heard me right. A choir. I'll give it a steady 8.5 on my personal Crazy Music Meter with a scale from one to ten ('Mdssan' is crazier than a swingdance version of Kate Bush's 'Wuthering Heights' - which got an 8 -, but not as crazy as a rusty robot singing Stevie Wonder's 'Part-Time Lover' - which will never be topped.), so it's quite crazy. However, since we all know the greatest music in the world comes from Sweden, and Loffe has jammed frequently with Jimi Hendrix, 'Mdssan' is PC, too. Try to listen to it while looking for the prettiest broccoli. You might bring home an artichoke, instead.
Loffe - Mdssan (mp3)